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Nice Guys Finish Last

from Spiffy Hats & Milkshakes by That's The Last Straw

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IN GTA San Andreas I always laughed when you banged your girlfriend and it said nice guys finished last. And there's already songs about the good guys getting crewed over for jerks so I thought a dumb sex song was funnier.

Is it? I dunno. Makes me chuckle

This is also an old song but without Romeo's bitching lead parts anymore cause he was the only one with talent in the band. Then he left.

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I think this girls the one
She's got looks that could stun
Maybe we could have some fun
Which is totally code for sex
So we got to undressing
For a marathon session
Got to make a good impression
And you know what happens next yeah

Drift off into space
My minds in another place
So I don't dare look at her face
Because she's just so fucking cute
The look that's in her eyes
And the feeling of her thighs
She's an angel in disguise
And I'm trying not to shoot

Because if I blow this chance
And yes that puns intended
She'll kick me to the curb and then
This session will have ended
I think I love this girl so I
Don't wanna go to fast
Cause everybody knows
That nice guys finish last yeah

She pants and she gasps
I feel her nails scratch
As she arches her back
And she cries out my name
And I let out a moan
As I let myself go
And I'm feeling like a pro
I'm awesome at this game

Because I didn't blow this chance
And yes that puns intended
She's laying there in ecstasy and
This session has ended
I think I love this girl so I
Didn't go to fast
Cause everybody knows
That nice guys finish last yeah

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from Spiffy Hats & Milkshakes, released October 31, 2014
Music: That's the last straw
Lyrics: Paley

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That's The Last Straw Sydney, Australia

Playing the simplest of 3 chord punk, what That's the Last Straw lack in technical riffage, they make up for with an enthusiasm for having a good time playing music.

Playing with some of Australia's finest bands over their on again/off again time as a band, they have even gotten to support Guttermouth. Nobody is sure how that happened ... more

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